New Restaurant Designed To Make You Think Of Diarrhea

(This photo is real)

Time.com – There’s poop everywhere! Y-u-c-k,” says 6-year-old Jordan Lien as he and his family dine at the Modern Toilet, a popular Taiwanese restaurant chain that’s expanding into China and other parts of Asia. The boy was looking at the poop-shaped lights and dish covers and the curry on toilet-shaped plates.  Diarrhea for dinner? That’s the point. “It’s supposed to shock and confuse the senses,” says Modern Toilet manager Chen Min-kuang. The servers bring your meal atop a mini toilet bowl (quite convenient, as it brings the food closer to your mouth), you sip drinks from your own plastic urinal (a souvenir), and soft-swirl ice cream arrives for dessert atop a dish shaped like a squat toilet.  ”It’s very progressive and irreverent, like a practical joke,” says junior high school teacher Chen Kin-hsiang, who went because her students raved about it.

See it’s articles like these that make me feel old.   Sure in my younger days I would have loved to go to a restaurant that made me think of diarrhea while I ate.   But I just don’t roll like I used to anymore.   Now I’m more concerned with the food tasting good than I am with getting my system shocked and confused with piss, puke and shit.     Oh well I guess it’s just part of the aging process.   Pretty soon I’ll be moving to Florida and eating dinner at 4pm with the old folk.

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