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Rachel Uchitel Does Tiger
Posted by: | CommentsOh it is good to be Tiger, I think? If this story of Tiger cheating involved a Steve Phillips mistress look alike then I would be like what the F#$K Tiger but let’s face it, Rachel Uchitel is HOT!!
The only problem is that Tiger decided to run into a tree and now he is in this mess.
Carrie Prejean takes on Larry King
Posted by: | CommentsMiss America/solo sex-tape maker Carrie Prejean vs. Larry King
Strongest Kid in the World!
Posted by: | CommentsThis is kind of disturbing.
Facebook Will Destroy Your High School Basketball Career, Parents Clean Record
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In the old days when parents threw keggers for high school graduations and birthdays they would take the car keys.
Now, it seems, they should also be scouring those partying for cameras and phones, iPhones, iTouch, BlackBerry, etc.
The Berent family decided to have a little bash at their house and photos ended up on Facebook. Their daughter was the basketball team’s captain.
Then the photos surfaced. Enter police and school officials. [Hartford Courant]
Thank to Busted Coverage for this article
AnnaLynne McCord Gives Amazing Head
Posted by: | Comments- Sign in Taiwan Causes Hilarious Racial Uproar (PIC)
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- AnnaLynne McCord Probably Gives Amazing Head (TRUE)
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Drunk Naked Guy Challenges Neighbor To Karate
Posted by: | CommentsIt’s a beautiful summer day, and you’re out in the yard with your kids and a couple of friends, just enjoying a nice, relaxing day. Then, suddenly, a man appears with a challenge. Although, this is not just any man, and not just any challenge.
It’s your drunk neighbor, he’s naked, and he wants to fight you, karate-style. If you were lucky enough to be in the Gettysburg, Pennsylvania area last August, you might have seen this glorious display for yourself. Unsurprisingly, the man’s offer to exchange floppy roundhouse kicks went unfulfilled, and naked karate will be the least of his worries for the next month.
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First Elephant with a Prosthetic
Posted by: | CommentsHow crazy is this? Mosha the elephant is finally ready to re-enter the jungle but get this, with a prosthetic leg. Mosha was the victim of a landmine and became the first elephant in the world to be fitted with a prosthetic leg. Very cool!
Check out more pictures here.
This Isn’t Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison
Posted by: | CommentsIt’s Michigan Football.

So hold onto the god damn soap!
H/T Maize n Brew
Who Wouldn’t Want To Buy A Zamboni/Tiki Bar?
Posted by: | CommentsOn Sunday afternoon, I went to a Chicago Blackhawks game. It was quite the trip, given the torrential downpour raining down upon the city from the heavens. As I looked out the window to the street below I was pretty sure that the water was going to begin seeping in through the car doors at any moment. Then my date and I got to the United Center, parked the car, and were soaked to the bone by the time we got inside.
So we sat there for the next three hours, soaking wet and sitting in an air conditioned building designed to keep ice from melting. Needless to say, we were rather cold. Throw in the fact that the Blackhawks were busy getting their butts kicked by the hapless Colorado Avalanche, and it was just a crappy day. I remember sitting in my seat thinking that the only thing that could save the day would be a Zamboni/Tiki Bar for me to drink the cold away. If only I had been checking the eBays yesterday morning.
New Restaurant Designed To Make You Think Of Diarrhea
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Time.com – There’s poop everywhere! Y-u-c-k,” says 6-year-old Jordan Lien as he and his family dine at the Modern Toilet, a popular Taiwanese restaurant chain that’s expanding into China and other parts of Asia. The boy was looking at the poop-shaped lights and dish covers and the curry on toilet-shaped plates. Diarrhea for dinner? That’s the point. “It’s supposed to shock and confuse the senses,” says Modern Toilet manager Chen Min-kuang. The servers bring your meal atop a mini toilet bowl (quite convenient, as it brings the food closer to your mouth), you sip drinks from your own plastic urinal (a souvenir), and soft-swirl ice cream arrives for dessert atop a dish shaped like a squat toilet. ”It’s very progressive and irreverent, like a practical joke,” says junior high school teacher Chen Kin-hsiang, who went because her students raved about it.
See it’s articles like these that make me feel old. Sure in my younger days I would have loved to go to a restaurant that made me think of diarrhea while I ate. But I just don’t roll like I used to anymore. Now I’m more concerned with the food tasting good than I am with getting my system shocked and confused with piss, puke and shit. Oh well I guess it’s just part of the aging process. Pretty soon I’ll be moving to Florida and eating dinner at 4pm with the old folk.
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